Laundry quotes and memes

Laundry Quotes and Memes for Fun and Inspiration

Although doing laundry is therapeutic for some, a vast majority do not like it. It is a never ending task, not to mention, the energy and skill required to fold and iron the clothes thereafter.

Since the topic is relatable to many, we have found quotes that define the satisfaction and struggle both for fun and inspiration

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Inspiring laundry Quotes

laundry in a laundry basket

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

E. B. White.

Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.

Karl kraus.

I know what it’s like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it’s full again. I know what it’s like to pull all the groceries in, and see the teenagers run through, and all of a sudden, all of the groceries you just bought a few hours ago are gone.

Ann Romney

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colors.

Anonymous

Laundry, liturgy and women’s work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we perceive them as drudgery or essential, life-supporting work, do not define who we are as women or as human beings.

Kathleen Norris

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

John Avery

Behind every mum is a basket of dirty laundry.

Anonymous

I like doing laundry, I find it quite relaxing.

Charlie XCX

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels, and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

Joseph Smith Jr.

If I don’t do laundry today, I’m gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

Anna Paquin

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

Jenny Holzer

It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it’s very romantic when you’re older. And it’s hard to believe when you’re younger. But it’s absolutely true.

Sheryl Sandberg

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Burt Reynolds

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Jerry Seinfeld

A good laundry room with storage can make life easier.

Jonathan Scott

Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.

Barbara Dale

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

Zack Galifianakis

Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.

P. J O’Rourke

If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.

Elizabeth Berg

Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.

Amber Naslund

Funny Laundry Quotes and Memes

Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn-out relationship.

Anthony Liccione

And then I heard my sock say, ‘let’s play hide and seek.

Anonymous

Everyone knows the best time to do laundry is later.

Emily Hampshire

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it’s ready to wear again?

Elayne Boosler

 If Eve hadn’t bit that darn apple, there’d be no clothes to wash.

Anonymous

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

Anonymous

Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I’m going to assume there are people that live here that I’ve not met yet.

Anonymous

Sometimes you might feel like no one is always there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry.

Anonymous

Every time I fold laundry, I really consider becoming a nudist but then I remember how I look like naked and the urge goes away.

Anonymous

No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I’m starting to think its self-breeding.

Anonymous

You can wear the same outfit two days in a row if you meet up with different people.

Anonymous

A day may come when I fold my laundry but it is not this day.

Anonymous

When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean the laundry.

Anonymous

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